Friday, March 25, 2005
once upon a time there was a bus conductor who was very very rude to his passengers. one day, a young girl, 18 years old, tried to board his bus. he didn't stop the bus, and the girl fell under the wheels of the bus and died. angry passengers took him to court, and he was given the death sentence. he was led to a room, where there was an electric chair, and a banana peel on the gound. he was strapped to the chair, and high voltage was applied. however, he did not die. hence, the judge decided to free him.
a few months later, whenhe was driving the bus, an elderly gentleman tried to board his bus. having learnt his lesson, he stopped the bus. unfortunately, the gentleman slipped on the steps and died. he was again taken to court. even though he had done nothing wrong, because of his previous account, the judge decided to sentence him to death. he was again led to the room with an electric chair and a banana peel on the gound. high voltage was applied, and this time, he died instantly. WHY??
because the first time, he was a bad conductor, and the second time, he was a good conductor. didn't you pay attention to the topic of electricity in physics??
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11:56 AM